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Marv Anderson Asked 9 years ago
Hi, Guys,
This is kind of long, but it fits your situation pretty well, I think.
Allan was invited to a convention of professional comics. After dinner, a man stood up and shouted out "23", and the room erupted in laughter. Then another man stood up and shouted "113", and again the room broke up. A third man stood up and yelled "85", which was greeted with dead silence.
Allan asked his host "What happened?", and his friend said "Some people just can't tell a joke."
Maybe you can use it.
Marv
Alois Rosario Answered 9 years ago
Thanks Marv. I will run it past our resident joke teller (A.K.A. Jeff)
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That's pretty good Marv. It involves numbers and humour so who wouldn't laugh at that? I might use it on the next Friday Funnies!
Jean Balthazar Posted 9 years ago
"I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle."
"I wanna hang a map of the world at my house. Then I wanna stick pins in the locations that I've traveled to. But first I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load stuff into a truck."
"You know you can't please all the people all the time, and last night, all of those people were at my show."
Got to love Mitch Hedberg.
Jacl Allred Posted 9 years ago
I don't get it